Me at Ground Zero
Trinity Site, White Sands, New Mexico

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"Life if short, laugh hard."
- Lopez

"I reject your reality and substitute my own."
- Adam Savage

"Time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time."
- Unknown

"Straights are for fast cars, curves are for fast drivers."
- Unknown

"When push comes to shove, you got to do what you love, even if it's not a good idea."
- Hermes Conrad

"Procrastinate now, don't put it off."
- Ellen DeGeneres

"You know, Daria, no one is forcing you to stay home. It's a big, wide world out there."
- Jane
"Yes, it's the width I find so disturbing."
- Daria

"I hear screaming. A good many dramatic situations begin with screaming."
- Barbarella

"Something tells me I shoulda stood in bed."
- Bugs Bunny

A comic is one who says funny things.
A comedian is one who says things funny.
Obviously, I am a programmer.
- Me (paraphrasing Ed Wynn)

"Bite my shiny metal ass!"
- Bender

"Science is a way of trying not to fool yourself."
- Richard Feynman

"You never hear about an atheist going on a cross-country shooting spree because no god didn't call to tell him not to."
- Paul Provenza

"There is in every village a torch - the teacher;
and an extinguisher - the clergyman."
- Victor Hugo

"Faith is to believe what you do not see, and the reward of this faith is to see what we believe."
- St. Augustine
"That pretty much sums up the problem with faith, it leads one to see things that aren't real. (see Richard Feynman quote, above)"
- Me

Peter A. Giancola,
Last Update: August 1, 2019